noitsfabrayberry:

person: he’s so hot

lesbian: i don’t think he’s that attractive

person: yeah but you’re not sexually attracted to men

lesbian: i’m not sexually attracted to shoes either but i can still tell when i think a pair looks good

(Quelle: stillkindofbeautiful)

I love buying new things but i hate spending money I’m so angry

(Quelle: neopiacentral)

Türke fragt mich: “Hassu Probläm?“ Hab ihm alles erzählt. Jetzt weinen wir.

(Quelle: alleshieristlaut)

piercethemen:

I swear at least five of my two friends don’t like me

katkinkat:

*forgets to talk to friends for 4 weeks*

(Quelle: baebees)